Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...