If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...