The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...