Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”