What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...