Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...