Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...