St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!