The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...