The laws of golf
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On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...