Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...