Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...