trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...