TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...