A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...