The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger