Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...