Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...