Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...