Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...