Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...