What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP