The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...