Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...