Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
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A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Stealing six barrels
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How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
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Because they squeak!
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
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What is a stable?
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