A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.