Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...