Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...