Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...