A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...