The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...