I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....