Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...