The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...