The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...