Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.