Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...