Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...