Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...