Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...