Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...