The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...