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A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Why do Farts stink?
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Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
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