What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...