Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...