Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...