When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...