Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...