yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
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What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
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Go to the hospital
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Pig Under Her Arm
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Read The Manual Please!
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Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Whats the world weakest animal?
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