I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...